at school like
What really happened.
my brain has too many tabs open
someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
my town has been experiencing a huge drought and the first time it really rains in years this fucking happens
TIME TO GO
*puts on blow by beyonce*
"make sure you clean that, it’s the only way to get the….
current emotion: 20% battery
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
i hope kesha’s return includes her taking down perez hilton but with the utmost class and dignity and a lil bit of crazy bitch